In my house there lives
A creature unnaturally strange
Weird is not strong enough
A word to describe
Scrambled eggs replaced brains
The zombie faces this thing makes at me
Are enough to scare even the bravest soul
In the dark
Such a person cannot be from earth
This wonder must be
Of an alien species
Speaking alien tongue
Goober and Wer are the garbled terms
Proceding from its mouth
I cannot imagine how it has survived so long
Without spontaneously combusting
From its own weirdness
O_O
However I must admit that
Somehow despite its head
Being formed of a bubble filled with
Air and scrambled eggs
It sometimes has moments of brilliance
:P
But the thing that I cannot comprehend
Is that somehow
This alien crept into my house!
And somehow
Disguised itself
As my 14 year old brother!
I do hope this weirdness is not contageous...
...yeah, about a stanza and a half in, I began to wonder if this was about Ramiah....
ReplyDeleteI really like your use of faces in this one. :}
Hehehe... I like to pick on him. ;)
DeleteFaces just seemed right for this one. :D